Alphabet soup

I chose to do this assignment because I have no idea where this story could lead, but I’d like to find out!

As Berry crawled down escalators, fire gained him igniting Jesse’s knees. Laughing maniacally, nearby other people quietly ran straight towards unopened visible windows Xecuting yellow zombies.

I know I didn’t find an actual word for the letter X, but that crap’s hard!

Bucket List

The assignment I chose to do for two stars is to create a bucket list. I’ve made one years ago when I was in middle school, but I threw it away when I was about half a page into it. I think it’ll be fun to make another one, and maybe if I write it down, i’ll be more likely to actually do it!

  1. skydive: I’m afraid of heights, so I think this will be a terrifying way to hopefully get over that fear
  2. Travel the world: I just want to see different cultures, and experience everything first hand
  3. get a dog: I know I can easily do this one, but I want to be a little more financially stable and be able to have more time to devote to him or her
  4. Move out of Virginia: I believe this one will happen way sooner than I imagine because I’m applying to jobs all around the country and world
  5. Bungee jump: Just plain ol terrifying, but seems so awesome

That’s just a few things I really want to do and accomplish. There are so many more things, but that would take literally all day to type out.

Poem Parody

I chose to make a poem parody because I am not a big fan of poetry, so this would get me out of my comfort zone. I am parodying a poem called “This Is Just To Say” by William Carlos Williams.

 

I have stolen

the pizza

that was in

the fridge

 

In which

you were definitely

saving

for later

 

I’m not sorry

it was delicious

so cheesy

and so saucy

Future Me?

For this assignment I decided to write a letter describing what I believe my life will be like in 10 years from now. I chose this one because it would be neat to actually see what I thought my life would be like in 10 years when I don’t even know what i’m going to do with my life after graduation in December.

So, in ten years, i believe I will not be in Virginia. I think I will be in either Florida, Colorado, California, or Oregon. I would love to be in those specific places specifically because of how beautiful they are and all the environmental opportunities they offer as careers. I believe that I will be in my third  or fourth year with my environmental company, and loving it so much. Hopefully I will be hiking, and traveling in my spare time, so having a job that pays well will be a plus!

I don’t think I will have any kids because I plan on adopting when I am completely ready, and I do not see myself being ready anytime in the next 10 years. I think I will have a nice rental house that maybe me and a boyfriend are living in together. I think it will be full of art and at least two dogs cause they need to be friends with each other.

I will most likely still have short hair since that is how I love to live, and i’ll probably have a few more tattoos. Hopefully I’ve been to another country in the next 10 years, but not living there, I don’t actually know exactly what I want. I plan to just live my life day by day till the day I die.

After writing this I can definitely tell I don’t have my crap together and that this assignment was harder than I thought it was going to be cause who really knows what they want to do in 10 years.

What Is This Giant DOING?!?!?!

Spiders. Spiders people, I’m afraid of spiders. I don’t know where this irrational came from, but this assignment is going to make me tell the story as if it was the victim! I do try and get my fear under control by looking at cute spider memes, but that literally never works. It’s cute for a second and then when I actually think of a spider being near me I just freak out all over again.

….Still didn’t work. Whatever, here’s the story.

OH I’m home alone! This is always my favorite part of the day when the person finally leaves. Where she goes for so long? I don’t know, but I also don’t really care. *spider walking through apartment all day long and chillin on every surface he feels like climbing on* Well it’s getting late, but I’m not really ready to go back to my house under the sink yet. I know! I kind of want a spa day! I’m going to lay in the usually damp area next to the big white thing that dumps out water onto the person every night! Oh yeah, that’s a great idea!

*Spider falls asleep in spa place*

*Light turns on in bathroom* Oh look my person is home! Oh well, I usually go back home now, but we’ve been living together for a while now, so it’s just as much my space as it is hers.

*Person walks into bathroom and starts getting ready for her shower after a long day at school and work* Oh wow she really must be in her own world because she hasn’t even introduced herself to me.

*Human sees spider and screams* AHH why is she being so loud and crazy?! I’ve never seen her this way!  Oh my gosh! Shes coming close to me, maybe she’s going to introduce herself and shake my hands or something?

WHAT! Why is she grabbing the tall thing that holds a roll of soft paper? WHY?! She’s trying to hit me with it! How rude and crazy she is! I’m going to go back home.

Yo, she trapped me behind her big towel and I’m kind of scared now. She’s just standing there staring at me shaking…she’s been like this for at least thirty minutes now. I’m going to just try to move one arm and see if she notices. *Moves one arm a slight bit*

OUCH she just hit me with the big metal thing again! AHHhhh……….

 

I kind of felt bad for the spider when I wrote this, but then I kept remembering it was as a wolf spider as big as my palm! HECK NO!